microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

(via sirenwithcoldbuttcheeks)

awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this

awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this

(via vegfreak)

chameleoncake:

royal-tarts:

I’ve finally collected all 52 animated features by Disney!! BEST DAY EVER!!!

Holy crap…they’re in order of the dates they were released.

So many VHS tapes

chameleoncake:

royal-tarts:

I’ve finally collected all 52 animated features by Disney!! BEST DAY EVER!!!

Holy crap…they’re in order of the dates they were released.

So many VHS tapes

Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)

(Source: mydraco, via acciodana)

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy, via acciodana)

the-chubby-nerd:

oh my GOD

the-chubby-nerd:

oh my GOD

(via xsadcorex)

hermionejg:

221cbakerstreet:

justdunsparcethings:

REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

golden comedy

But for real.

(Source: scalemail, via ducksaymac)

commandersheena:

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

(via cpcoulter)

tastefullyoffensive:

[karmaqueen]