This is the story of a baby named Alice.
A baby so awesome that not even President Obama could deny her sheer awesomeness.
In fact, this baby was so full of awesome that a certain British youtuber began to grow suspicious.
Everyone congratulated John and Sarah and welcomed the newest member of Nerdfighteria. Happy Birthday Alice!
When Jim Henson, creator of the Muppets died in 1990, Disney released this picture of Mickey consoling Kermit the Frog.
Reblogging for the hundredth time
but what if he’s consoling Kermit because he remembers how he felt when Walt died and he doesn’t want anyone to go through that alone
today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information
Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?
Well thats what girls do
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”