Um...Hi?

tyleroakley: And they all lived mediocrely ever after.

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:34:37 -0400

And they all lived mediocrely ever after.

thatharrypottergirl: thatharrypottergirl: the sexual tension between ryan and chad when they sing...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:34:30 -0400

thatharrypottergirl:

the sexual tension between ryan and chad when they sing “i don’t dance”

theY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES AFTER THE SONG

I AM SO FUCKING DONE

obeseblackguy: she dooooo

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:34:02 -0400

obeseblackguy:

she dooooo

obeseblackguy: do she got a booty

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:33:54 -0400

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

glittertech: sweetmotherofyaoi: oh god. We’re that bad,...

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:21:31 -0400

glittertech:

sweetmotherofyaoi:

oh god.

We’re that bad, huh?

Neopets.

Did you do the thing, Neopets?

Tell me the truth, Neopets.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 18:20:08 -0400

napoleonbonerhard: napoleonbonerhard: i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i...

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:19:21 -0400

napoleonbonerhard:

napoleonbonerhard:

i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

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Sat, 25 May 2013 18:17:43 -0400

sarah531: Doctor Who characters as associated with the twelve...

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:17:09 -0400

sarah531:

Doctor Who characters as associated with the twelve common character archetypes, discovered via this post

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Sat, 25 May 2013 06:19:40 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:29:27 -0400

edwardspoonhands: If you haven’t watched all million hours of...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:21:02 -0400

edwardspoonhands:

If you haven’t watched all million hours of vlogbrothers videos, this is the kind of shit you’re missing.

lacigreen: i dont think….um

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:19:33 -0400

lacigreen:

i dont think….um

callmekitto: You’re insecure / Don’t know what for / You’re turning heads / When you walk through...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:36:47 -0400

callmekitto:

You’re insecure / Don’t know what for / You’re turning heads / When you walk through the door/ but that doesn’t matter because insecurities and self image are incredibly internalized emotional and mental states, and I will support you even if I sometimes don’t understand why you see yourself the way you do

rnikedirnt: rnikedirnt: my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:12:57 -0400

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous

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Wed, 22 May 2013 02:09:57 -0400

beifag: k1mkardashian: girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:02:59 -0400

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

askneppy: multipack: row row row your boat gently away from me Merrily merrily merrily merrily...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:01:35 -0400

askneppy:

multipack:

row row row your boat gently away from me

Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave

lightspeedsound: lunapics: theshells: I can’t stop laughing...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:01:26 -0400

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also:

punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot

purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)

literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)

Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)

Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry

Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.

only-watching-for-the-eyesex: Olivia…fucking…Wilde

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:28:16 -0400

only-watching-for-the-eyesex:

Olivia…fucking…Wilde